{"id":1988,"date":"2016-02-14T20:08:49","date_gmt":"2016-02-15T01:08:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/djversion666.com\/?p=1988"},"modified":"2016-02-14T20:08:49","modified_gmt":"2016-02-15T01:08:49","slug":"the-fix-with-dj-ban-valentines-day-2016","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thexfactory.com\/djversion666\/2016\/02\/14\/the-fix-with-dj-ban-valentines-day-2016\/","title":{"rendered":"The FIX With DJ BAn Valentine&#8217;s Day 2016"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Valentine&#8217;s day- a day for love, romance, candlewax, riding crops, cotton rope, leather, and snuggles&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;as well as blasting Happy, in an effort to tell your exes you still think about them from time to time.<\/p>\n<p>Thank you, DJ BAn, for\u00a0bringing this most powerful love song to the ears of your listeners!<\/p>\n<p>Happy Valentine&#8217;s day, my friends! May your day consist of fucking. If you&#8217;re single, may your lotion and tissues serve you well.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Valentine&#8217;s day- a day for love, romance, candlewax, riding crops, cotton rope, leather, and snuggles&#8230; &#8230;as well as blasting Happy, in an effort to tell your exes you still think about them from time to time. Thank you, DJ BAn, for\u00a0bringing this most powerful love song to the ears of your listeners! Happy Valentine&#8217;s day, &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/thexfactory.com\/djversion666\/2016\/02\/14\/the-fix-with-dj-ban-valentines-day-2016\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;The FIX With DJ BAn Valentine&#8217;s Day 2016&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"_seopress_robots_primary_cat":"","_seopress_titles_title":"","_seopress_titles_desc":"","_seopress_robots_index":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[714,735,760,871,885],"class_list":["post-1988","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-dj-ban","tag-february-14th","tag-happy","tag-the-fix","tag-valentines-day"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thexfactory.com\/djversion666\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1988","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thexfactory.com\/djversion666\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thexfactory.com\/djversion666\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thexfactory.com\/djversion666\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thexfactory.com\/djversion666\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1988"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/thexfactory.com\/djversion666\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1988\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thexfactory.com\/djversion666\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1988"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thexfactory.com\/djversion666\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1988"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thexfactory.com\/djversion666\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1988"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}